Thursday, May 15, 2014

Have you ever wondered about the excruciating pain of getting a paper cut on your eyeball? 5/14/2014

5/14/2014
So here was Friday:
We went to our appointment with Brenda, she opened the door and let us in, we take off our shoes and sit down. Brenda has a bowl of fishsticks that she's eating for lunch maybe that's just her type of snack, who knows. We ask her how she's doing, you know, causal, pre-lesson, our-investigator-is-still-eating-fishsticks-so-we-don't-want-to-start-talking-about-Jesus-yet type chitchat. She says she's good, but she's sad because her brother is lost.
"Wait, he's lost?" 
"Yeah."
"Where is he?"
"We don't know"
"How long has he been missing?"
"5.5 hours"
"Oh my gosh! What are you going to do?"
"We already called the police. They'll be here any minute"
We're way confused and the mom comes in to try to explain to us in Cambodian what happened. Unfortunately we don't actually speak that language, especially when someone is hysterical over the loss of their child and so is talking super fast. We called the other sisters to come help us translate and as far as we were able to ascertain, Kosal (23 but mentally the age of a 7 year old) got on a bus for work that morning, and when he went to switch buses, he got on the wrong bus thinking it would be faster, and then no one knows what happened after that, except that his boss called at 10 to say he hadn't showed up at work. The other sisters left to the bus stop he theoretically should have gotten off on and looked for him along the route. After a while of trying to extract more information from Brenda's little understanding and her mom's little English, there's a knock at the door. 
Brenda throws open the door and yells, "WHO ARE YOU?"
"The Police"
"WHAT?!"
PAUSE- Remember how Brenda wanted Sister Walker to get the priesthood and baptize her because she thinks boys are gross? Yeah, as it turns out, her issue with boys is that she thinks they're way not-gross. Meaning, she is in love with all of them. Old, young, fat, bald, she has crushes on every boy and they all make her super nervous. We witnessed this firsthand as she periodically broke into giggling fits whenever the male police officer would ask her a question. 
So this is pretty much how the investigation went:
The cop would say something such as, "did you actually see him get on the bus? Or is it possible he walked somewhere else from the bus stop?"
Brenda would yell out, "WHAT?! Hehehehehehehehe" and then have to turn around because she'd be lost in a fit of nervous laughter.
Then we'd try to translate the question into Cambodian, which meant we actually just said basically the same English words but in a Cambodian accent. Brenda's mom would go off, talking super fast and waving her hands around for 2 full minutes, then leave the room. The cop would look to us to translate her response, and we'd say something like, "Um, something about a monkey on a fishing boat or maybe the number 7 or maybe she thinks Iron Man 3 was better than Iron Man 2. One of those". Then he'd look to the only remaining member of the family who was the grandma, who would just stand their by the pillar with her arms folded and nod occasionally. This went on for almost an hour. At one point, the grandpa came out of nowhere and pushed through everyone and was like, "Bye, I go to work now" and everyone completely calmly was like, "Okay, bye" but as soon as he shut the door behind him Brenda starts giggling and hiding her face from the cop and her mom is talking a million miles a minute in Cambodian and the grandma is still leaning by the pole. I start to wonder if grandma nodding is actually her trying not to fall asleep. The cop has pulled out notepads and is still asking questions that we can't answer and is wondering if this is perhaps some sort of prank. Brenda's mom goes and finds a phone that looks like it was purchased at the same time as the Flintstones computer, dials some number on it, and shoves it at the cop, who answers it, "Hello? Who is this? How are you related to, uh, these people?" On the other end of the phone was perhaps the only member of the family who speaks English, who from what Brenda's mom explained is somehow her husband, Brenda and Kosal's uncle, and her grandpa's cousin. 
The dad/husband/uncle/cousin then proceeds to move us back to square one by telling the cop no investigation is necessary, Kosal has no disability but just doesn't know English well, and that he would find him himself, thank you. After this phone call, the cop is ready to leave an abandon the case because a perfectly functioning 23 year old doesn't need the police out looking for him. We're begging him, "No no no don't leave yet hold on that guy didn't know what he was talking about" and then have to get out all these documents from doctors and counselors that say that Kosal is indeed disabled, and if he got lost he wouldn't be able to think through how to get himself home. 
The cop finally leaves, still way confused and grumbling something about how he was not adequately trained for this (I made that part up) and we're trying to talk to the family and calm them down (except the grandma who was the calmest and definitely asleep at this point). We sang a lot of primary songs and everyone present said prayers that Kosal would be okay. After another little while get a call from the dad/husband/uncle/cousin who says he found a Taco Time, to which Sister Dunster explains, "no, we don't need a Taco Time, we're looking for Kosal." Then Kosal's boss calls and says he just showed up at work, starving and exhausted. Evidently, after getting off the other bus and realizing he was all the way 2 towns over from where he was supposed to be, he just walked all the way to work, which took almost 7 hours. 
The family is relieved, we say a prayer of thanks with them, and then leave. 
The next day, we got a call from Brenda: "I want to say thank you for helping find my brother, and also, can I come to church on Sunday?"
So, out of all the madness, Brenda's faith grew and desire to follow God increased. Brenda's mom trusts us a lot now and her willingness to let us come over increased. Kosal's desire to take the right bus increased. The grandma's need of sleep decreased, because she napped peacefully during the investigation. And the dad/husband/uncle/cousin's desire to eat Tacos probably stayed about the same.

Also, the last visit we had with Brenda, her mom came in and said thank you to us for helping. Either that or she said that Iron Man 3 is better than Iron Man 2. We're not totally sure. 

I've been in the WA-TAC 50 weeks, and the church is true here too!

-JMcQuivs, regular civil servant
 Janessa and Sister Dunster on Transfer Day
Janessa photo bombs another companionship!

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