..."You wish."
We have the weirdest problems in our missionary work out
here. For example: How do you report your numbers for the week if you're not
sure if the person who came to church today is an investigator or a less-active
member? Because you've been teaching them as an investigator for the last month
or so, and this is their 2nd time at church, and then all of a sudden they have
a flashback that indicates maybe they've done this before and so they tell you
they're pretty sure they were already baptized in this church, but you can't
find their records because they don't know how the cambodian spelling of their
name was translated into English letters. So do you report that as an
investigator at church, or not? This is the type of question we ask our
district leader every week.
It's an interesting thing, because when I first got here I
started the joke of, "all Cambodians are already members" because
nearly every Cambodian person I met said, "oh yeah, I was baptized in your
church in '82". Every referral we get from other missionaries we type into
the gps and when we arrive at the house, we're like, hey, we already found this
guy on a ward list a month ago. And then every once in a while, someone will
call us and be like, "guys, I just found someone who moved from Cambodia a
few months ago, so they're probably not a member already". And then as it
turns out they were baptized in Cambodia like right before they came here. But
still, there was a general understanding that this was an exaggeration. I mean,
it had to be. There's no way every single Cambodian person here can already be
members of the church.
Then Sunday happened, our investigator decided he remembers
learning all this before, and tells us he's probably already been baptized. In
'89. Now I'm starting to believe that every single person of Cambodian decent
living in the greater Tacoma area is already a member of this church.
An Elder in our zone made us all wands that are hand-carved
to match us personally. Mine is oak, and long and sleek with all these subtle
details. I feel like a pretty powerful witch with it in my grasp. We spend a
large amount of our getting-ready-time in the morning just trying out different
wand poses in the mirror. Once we find ones we're satisfied with, you can
expect a plethora of HP themed pictures.
Until then, here's a more everyday picture of me eating a Krispy Kreme donut off of my wand.
Go watch something Harry Potterish for me this week, okay?
Oh yeah and also my birthday is Saturday so I would
appreciate a telepathic e-card or something of that sort.
I've been in the WA-TAC 33 weeks, I'm almost 20 years old,
and the church is true here too!
-Sister McQuivey


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